michael

An idiot that will hurt you more than you thought was possible

Wow! Michael is an fucking idiot

by natural.nutella December 11, 2018

Michael

Michael, someone who is a total bro but also the one to get friend zoned because of his "too kind" personality . His vocabulary consists of "Yont!!" "Brother" and one can usually find him giving his "brothers" a "dap" and bro hug. Michael is genuinely a friend to all and makes you feel like the highlight of his day. Michael is a great friend who is highly regarded for his high sense of integrity and kindness.

"Wow! what a Michael."

by cmk0062 December 2, 2018

Michael

Michael is a stubborn, sweet, caring, and kick-ass dude. He is the one to tell you not to do that stupid thing you were planing on; he’s the kid who’ll listen to you on a bad day; he’s the kid who sticks by what he says; he’s loyal; he’s the kid that will notice your new haircut when no one else does and says, “hey looks sharp!”; he is the person who beat the shit out of his friends enemies when they go to far

Someone: Damn that was so cool how he kicked that dudes ass what a michael

by Mac Miller’s Ghost April 18, 2019

Michael

An ultimate warrior or bold individual who is capable of heroic deeds or is known for as well as being highly principled and is liked by many. Michael is a fearless individual who also encourages others to be strong and fight their battles.

Michael did as he said he would, as any man of his word.

by AllAgainstPaul February 28, 2019

Michael

This guy is a tall, handsome guy. He enjoys is video game and bike rides. This guy is the funniest person on Earth! He can make a room laugh without them knowing what was funny. This guy isn’t the smartest but he is very educated street wise. He makes the best boyfriend, he will spoil you and make you laugh all the time. Michaels are the best. Go get yo self a Michael!

Girl1: We have a new student.
Girl2: what’s his name?
Girl1: Michael I think
Girl2: OMG I CALL DIBS

by Dolansmith February 8, 2020

Michael

(n.) A complex yet amazing person; every time he walks in a room, he breaks necks. One that is both beautifully insane and insanely beautiful. Smoother than anything he's allergic to, which is nuts; no pun intended. A notable person that will take your breath away.

(v.) To use proper grammar in text messages; to have arms.

Aww man, I just got Michael'd.

by me11is February 17, 2019

Michael

Totally player. Will break ur heart. Is a jackass and douchebag. But he is ur absolutely dream boy and you’ll fall in love instantly

He’s such a player but a totally sweetheart must be Michael

by JOEEEEÉ November 2, 2019