Stephen Hawking

A physicist who sold his soul to the devil.
Diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease, he continues to live more than 3 times as long as the highest hopeful estimated lifespan of one with such a motor neurone disease. Only 10% of people survive to 10 years - Hawking has lived four times as long.
Mark: That Stephen Hawking really is inspiring, living that long and fighting his disability. He's a medical miracle.
Loren: About that disability - I bet he sold his soul to Satan.
Mark: You know that's right. Of all people, this genius beats all odds, continuing to contribute so much to the scientific community...
Loren: I tell you, it's impossible to not get suspicious. FORTY YEARS with an MND called ALS.
Mark: Come to think of it, I'd be surprised if he HADN'T sold his soul!
by Kerilyn May 31, 2006
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Hawk Blawked

(Noun/Verb) (Hock - Blocked): The event in which one is prevented from having sex by the unexpected and generally violent arrival of a hawk or other large predatory avian creature.
Bro, I was totally Hawk Blawked last night
by Prof. Vilhelm Veinturnsteist January 25, 2011
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Gawk Hawk

One who exceeds oral sex expectations amongst the masses.
Last night I got topped off by a Gawk Hawk!
by King Tre’ Savage March 24, 2021
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Shadow Hawk

An Elderly man that plays evony all day because he has no life
One who spends his entire life thinking of what to do with the rest of his life. like Shadow Hawk
by Evonier June 08, 2010
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clam hawk

A hot lesbian who preys on drunk straight girls
Gosh Jaims, you were such a clam hawk last night at the bar!
by J&GNeed October 16, 2013
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Hawk eye

An act in which a person (most commonly an old lady) who spends time peering out of a window spying on their neighbours or any other passer by. This can also be know as hawking. Whist in the act of "hawking" the hawk will believe they are invisible, however this is a common mistake as they can clearly be seen.
Oh look there is Hawk Eye spying again

Oh look their hawking again
by Elaine the pain February 16, 2021
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Hardy Hawk

noun. A mohawk made of pubic hair in the pubic region.
I just made myself a Hardy Hawk!
by Marc April 03, 2005
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