asian-blocking

When two Asians have a mutual attraction for eachother, but are too asian to initiate any kind of relationship other than a casual friendship.

This is largely due to a very asian upbringing and strict asian parents that insist on the need for studying rather than relationships.

"Look at those two, they're so into each other, but they're asian-blocking eachother so hard."

by awkwardprepubescentboy13 April 24, 2009

Asian swag

Appearance and style of being able to do anything.

Us Asians got that Asian swag, we can breakdance

by lgats August 18, 2011

Asian Trap

When an Asian lady manages to get a guy into a long-term relationship with her

- Did you know that John is dating this Filipina girl?

- I know... He got himself into an Asian Trap

by annoyedchild September 16, 2019

Asian Sandstorm

When you're banging a girl (or receiving a blow job) on a beach and you blow your load in her face and then take a hand full of sand and throw it in her face.

Dave totally asian sandstormed that bitch at Sylvan Beach last night!!

by Dave the Sex God February 03, 2010

asian flush

A condition which is characterized by a low tolerance for alcohol, affecting statistically about 50% of Asians. Scientific research reveals that it is caused by what is considered a genetic defect, and as such, typically cannot be "overcome". Symptoms are alcohol-induced, can range from mild to severe depending on the individual, and include:
- redness and "flushing" of the face
- a sensation of heat
- splotchy redness on the neck, shoulders, and upper torso
- dizzyness/drowsiness
- accelerated intoxication

Though it is thought to be an Asian affliction exclusively, it is a misnamed syndrome which is found in half of all Asians, small numbers of Caucasians, and ALL Native Americans.

Research is being done on this strange condition known as "asian flush", using Native American participants.

by forgotmyusername December 25, 2005

Asian Sensation

One that is a gamer, typically of Asian heritage that is either a mouse scroller in such games listed: Day of Defeat Source, Counter Strike 1.6 and Source. If not scrolling he usually dominates the gaming world. In this per-say gaming world he goes for the domination of people named Arachnid. With that domination he will usually rage against Arachnid.

Devan - "Hey Joe wanna scrim tonight"
Joe - "I can't really play tonight Asian Sensation i'm too busy mulging kids in HoN."
Devan - "Seriously Joe? what is your problem, why are you always a buzz killer"
Joe - "I'm sorry i just can't play tonight Asian Sensation"
Devan - "Fine, we'll just have to play this dead game alone"

by A man named Fuzz February 07, 2010

Asian Fail

anything less than perfect

asian mother: "What did you get on your AP Calculus exam lau?
lau (an 11 year old in college level classes) : a 99 percent!
asian mother (smacks boy) : "You are a disgrace to our family"
Teacher (watching conversation) : what an asian fail

by thaibnerd January 17, 2010