a useless organ that make men's life worse by giving them an erection at the worst times and hurting to the slightest touch
bro my testicles hurt so much. or: bro why do i always get hard its all because of theses damn testicles.
by Xxur_mom69420xX November 4, 2021
Get the testiclesmug. Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"
Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023
Get the National Testicle Eating daymug. When you have a pain in your left tedticle that after you have your pain you immediately get a hard erection that makes your cock 6 inches bigger then max mast and makes you cum 3-5 oz of semen
by calicogaymencumpenis April 4, 2025
Get the Left Testicle Pain Syndromemug. by PUSSYFUCKER12345 June 1, 2019
Get the Satan’s Testiclesmug. A visual testicle is the opposite of a visual spectacle. It consists of something that is horrible to look at.
by MrBenjaminJingles April 10, 2023
Get the Visual testiclemug. by Duck Avenger August 4, 2022
Get the Testicle choppinmug. Krystin: Get away from me!
Darryl: Ouch! Why would you kick a man in the testicles? I just wanted to steal your purse.
Darryl: Ouch! Why would you kick a man in the testicles? I just wanted to steal your purse.
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
Get the Testiclesmug.