Testicle butter

Another term for cum or ejaculation

Yes, daddy! Cover me in your testicle butter!

by Gailthesnail69 April 20, 2019

Testicle testdrive

When you get absolutely ass raped by some scrub it feels like they are dragging your testicles on the floor at the speed of a boeing 747.

Random person absolutely destroys you in game.
Xbox chat: that scrub just took you on a testicle testdrive

by TheRealCocidius September 09, 2020

Phantom Testicle

Slang for Spirit testicle; A handy companion to ask questions about the unfathomable whom also happens to whisper compliments and sage advice in times of need.

Even though I lost my testicle, I gained the insight and friendship of what some would wrongly call a phantom testicle. Which is stupid. There's no such thing as phantoms.

by Testicular Journeyman April 02, 2018

shrinking testicles

long term affect of drinking alcohol

Angela asked in class how testicles could shrinking AKA shrinking testicles

by XtremeSlayer529 October 24, 2013

Testicle touchdown

Wen dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete

my shi touching down rn, BOOM testicle touchdown

by Teezo Touchdown June 07, 2024

Testicle pounce

When the balls jiggle during sex which causes the testicals/balls will start to shake because it is sensitive.

My balls were shaking because the dick slapped it, like a testicle pounce

by Testicle pounce February 21, 2022

Testicle wrap

When you grab your gigantic nutsack and wrap it around your thigh

Person 1: My balls are so big and are always in the way, what should I do?
Person 2: Just do a testicle wrap, man.

by PissBlaster27 March 31, 2025