by ClashRoyaleKing May 16, 2025
Get the Testicle Monstermug. Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"
Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023
Get the National Testicle Eating daymug. The act of hiding ones Testicle inside an object, this could be clothing, Weapon or even vehicle. The Hidden testicle will be then Guarded by the Person with the missing Testicle for its dear life whilst the friend, Partner or someone hunts for it. The act is usually done my professionals
KID: Hey Mom?
MOM: Yes dear?
KID: I found Dad's hidden testicle in his jacket, imma bring it to school for show and tell.
DAD: *Slaps kid and re-Hides testicle*
DAD: don't touch my testicle, this is my profession, don't attempt to find it.
MOM: Yes dear?
KID: I found Dad's hidden testicle in his jacket, imma bring it to school for show and tell.
DAD: *Slaps kid and re-Hides testicle*
DAD: don't touch my testicle, this is my profession, don't attempt to find it.
by Gullymommy123 December 20, 2021
Get the Hidden Testiclemug. Person 1: My balls are so big and are always in the way, what should I do?
Person 2: Just do a testicle wrap, man.
Person 2: Just do a testicle wrap, man.
by PissBlaster27 March 31, 2025
Get the Testicle wrapmug. She resembles a testicle.
by CleverCain December 10, 2023
Get the Testiclemug. his testicles were so fucking strong that they could be powered by machine guns
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!
by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025
Get the testicles powered by machine gunsmug.