Super Straight

A "sexuality" used by transphobes

A:I would never date a trans woman
B:Why?
A:I am super straight
B:My brother in Christ, you are dumber than me and my skull is misshapen due to blunt force trauma I suffered to the head as a child

by Your local skinwalker June 18, 2023

Super Straight

a group of closeted cis fuckwits

person 1: i’m coming out as super straight
person 2: literally no one wanted to date you anyway

person 3: that sounds kinda gay

by fuckthehets March 8, 2021

Super straight

Someone who wont ever be gay, bi or omisexual but would date someone who is gay, bi or omisexual

Isn’t homophonic

Friend: what is your sexuality

You: I’m super straight

Friend: what about your partner

You: oh she’s fine but I glad I can pull her since she’s bi

by Henta¡ protag January 23, 2022

Super Straight

A transphobic “sexuality” made up by cisgender heterosexual men with fragile masculinities to invalidate the fact that transgender women are women.

Transphobe: Hi! I am super straight.
Me: You mean a transphobe?
Transphobe: That’s superphobic.

by sweaterw3ather March 6, 2021

Super straight

Transphobic and feels inadequate in owns own sexuality. Probably has small genitalia

I’m super straight even though I have a small jawn.

by Nonbinaryalpaca March 7, 2021

Super straight

A sexuality that only finds biological and {specific gender} that is born that gender.

I'm sorry. You're really pretty but i'm super straight

by Efan34 March 5, 2021

Super Straight

Super straight is not so secret code for a straight person who is transphobic. It is not a valid sexuality.
You can also find people who are "supergay" "superlesbian" "superbi".
If you ever come into contact with one of these back away slowly.

Transphobic Person: I'm super straight which means I would never date a trans person.
What they mean: I'm super transphobic which means I don't consider trans men to be men and trans women to be women.

by Da_Gorgon March 7, 2021