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the straight lines

the straight lines, they unwind you”
by harrybruhhhh May 30, 2020
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Straight-Drain

To urinate in a shower, while its running or not, directly into the drain without any splashage or spillage onto the rest of the shower basin/tub and/or shower walls.
Being concerned over the health and safety of his roommates, B-Rad decided to straight-drain instead of go free willy.

Matthew was too drunk to perform a straight-drain so we made him go outside.
by dferbs November 30, 2011
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Straight Edge.

The definition of straight edge is a set of guidelines established in the 1980's in Washington D.C., by a band called Minor Threat, a punk band that created the "straight edge" movement. Ian Mackaye was one of the founding fathers in this movement. Minor Threat's song "Straight Edge," really opened the eyes of young people. Straight Edge is a set of guidelines, not rules, that focuses on refraining from casual sex, drug use and drinking. This was very popular in the 1980's, and soon began to spread around the United States and is still being practiced to this day. You can usually tell that a person is "straight edge" by a large visible X on either attire or body. Many people will claim to be straight edge, but don't be fooled. Many people that are truly "straight edge" don't go around bragging about it.
Friend: Hey dude, want to be an average teenager with us and come smoke, drink, and/or have sex with random people at this rad party I heard about?

You: No thanks, I'm straight edge. Don't you see the ridiculously large X on my hand that I drew on myself in english class today?

Friend: Oh yeah. Whatever.
by punkrockbz March 26, 2008
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Straight Queen

A straight queen is primarily a straight man who has many affectations, mannerisms and tendancies that are stereotypically accustomed to a homosexual. Straight queens are often known to be suspectly gay-friendly, and even have beyond questionable relationships with homosexual men. Many straight queens are accused of being closetted homosexuals or at the very least of having latent homosexuality.

A secondary definition of a straight queen is; a straight acting homosexual/bisexual who believes themselves to be straight simply because they are dellusional or lack the capacity to understand that if they have frequent sexual contact with other males and like it, this makes them gay or bisexual.

Finally, a straight queen can simply be a vocally camp hetrosexual male, which leads to them often being mistaken as a gay.
Example 1;

Person 1: That guy is so gay

Person 2: Nah, he's just a straight queen

Person 1: But he felt my ass, and he's wearing make up

Example 2;

Person 1: That guy fucked me

Person 2: No fucking way, he's such a homophobe!

Person 1: He's such a fucking straight queen...trust me, he fucked me

Example 3;

Person 1: Oh my God did you hear that guy talk? He's ubergay.

Person 2: Nah, he's got a girlfriend...he just sounds a bit...you know...

Person 1: Oh, he's a straight queen!?
by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009
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Straight-jacked

Jacking someone's goods while in direct contact with them.
Victim:"Yo man you guys seen my chronic?"
You:"Yeah... I Straight-jacked it... Blazay Blazay!!"
by John Thomas & Shane Taylor February 11, 2005
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straight ear

The straight ear is the left ear that you would pierce if you are straight
Man that guy is probably gay he didn't pierce the straight ear
by Yerp June 11, 2017
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Straight Bait

A heterosexual that is seduced by a homosexual of the same sex into having sexual relations with them.
Dude, that guy over there is total straight bait.
by Tony U, June 13, 2006
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