sports cock

When a man's penis becomes small and very firm after playing sports and/or doing physical activity.

Bro I can't show it to you right now, I have sports cock

by pschareuchattintomefamEEEEEEEE March 20, 2021

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sport hump

See sport-hump.

Junk-rubbing, i.e. sport-humping.

by hydroponics May 21, 2003

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Sports Lag

Similar to Jet Lag, Sports Lag is that fatigue you feel after staying up late to watch the game on tv.

Joe: Dude,why are you so sleepy, it's 10am and you have a meeting.

Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football.

by PeterPo October 22, 2009

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Someone who watches sportsball. Typically they have an obsession with a team but alternatively they can have an obsession with a player or even players. Players of whom sports fans will dedicate their whole lives to knowing every detail of what they had for breakfast and the last person they had sex with. Examples of sports fans include MJ Stans, Bronsexuals, Bradytards, and #1 fans of 2020’s 20th Overall Pick Bench McRiderson. Typically sports fans know nothing and commit acts such as “meat riding” and “casual racism.”

My sons a real sports fan! I hope he grows up to be a knowledgeable reporter like Stephen A Smith or Colin Cowherd!

by CuckLordjuiceromegalul February 22, 2022

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ben with sports

thinks he’s the shiz but he is not

ben with sports has no support

by gajsjhsbkwaige March 30, 2023

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sports bigamist

A sports fan who roots for two teams in the same sport and has no real alliance to each of those teams.

Laurie cheered for the New York Yankees and the Los Angeles Dodgers during the 2013 major league baseball season. Being the sports bigamist she is, she hoped that both teams would make it to the world series so she'd win no matter the result.

by Heisman79th April 17, 2014

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