single till I crinkle

(phrase) unwillingly single until you become too old to be a viable option

I’ll be “single till I crinkle.”

by yourmommadoes March 6, 2020

single mans 69

Sucking on three of your fingers while tossing your load

When Dave lost his partner he decided to have a single mans 69

by Selfies 69 March 21, 2020

Every Single Year

A national holiday where everyone plays minecraft.

"Carol, what are you doing?"
"Playing For-"
"Stfu, wrong game. It's Minecraft time every single year."

by bruhmoney December 15, 2020

Single Pegger

When a car is so garbage that it only spins one wheel instead of both when trying to do a burnout.

“Cunt look at Sam leaving in his VX. He’s gonna do a burnout watch! Aw fuck. It’s just a single pegger.”

by Jona123 July 27, 2021

living single

Living Single is a african-american dominated 90s sitcom. It is about the life of 6 adults living in the same brownstone.

The show lasted 5 seasons. (1993-1998)
Includes the actresses/actors Queen Latifah (Khadijah) , Kim Fields (Regine), Kim Coles (Synclaire), Erika Alexander (Maxine/Max), TC Carson (Kyle), John Henton (Overton). Mel Jackson played Trip/Ira in Season 5.

"Hey I just started this show!" said Bob
"What's it called?" said Leah
"It's called Living Single! You can watch all of it on Hulu!"

by imperfect_tara August 11, 2021

The single dick effect

When there is an attraction to an otherwise unattractive person because they are the only male in the room/ available to be conquered.

He’s not even hot its just the single dick effect.

by emilyinharas November 16, 2021

Single Point of Failure (SPOF)

The term used in an organization that is commonplace for no apparent reason to explain why leadership only designates ONE person in the whole organization to be the Point of Contact to be able to fix something that is broken. When this is person or entity isn't available the whole organization - or the specific people affected by the problem are at the mercy of this person returning to work to solve the problem. Single Point of Failure or SPOF is commonly used with another term known as FUBAR - (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) because no professional organization would allow a Single Point of Failure to exist.

I'm sorry but we can't fix your computer today because we have a Single Point of Failure (SPOF) in that department. Pay no attention to the man behind the green curtain - he can't fix your computer - the only person who can do that isn't here today. You might want to try and click your heels together and say three times - "there's no place like home - there's no place like home - because if you were at home your internet service provider has an entire staff that is interchangeable and capable of completing most any IT-related task.

by smesc2002 January 13, 2022