The act of pooping in a shoe. Traditionally, the Feast of St. Nicholas (December 6th) involves placing a small gift in a pair of shoes. The Saint Nicholas Surprise, however, is a different kind of gift. One which is not usually desired.
Jared left his shoes in the living room last night, so I decided to him the ol' Saint Nicholas Surprise. He was unhappy.
by mormakil April 3, 2019
Get the Saint Nicholas Surprisemug. your not as innocent as you may seem, you got and done your dirt before, your not perfect and a human just like everybody else
by ThaGoat.bebbys December 13, 2021
Get the i ain’t no saintmug. A official faction in the Roblox game "Northwind", known for its so called corruption and random killing every colonist that they can find. They often over-rally during raids or just camp inside their fort safezone. Previously it was known as the "Hudson Bay Company".
by BDLazarus November 25, 2022
Get the Saint Lawrence Companymug. Saint Catherine of Siena's daytime talk show, "Cathy," is almost universally scorned by critics as a watered-down "Ricky Lake Show."
by I've got nothing better to do. February 26, 2005
Get the Saint Catherine of Sienamug. Crumbs or pebbles made of feces that gather around the anus and/or are tangled in the ass hair.
This usually occurs when an individuals ass wiping efficiency is inadequate.
This usually occurs when an individuals ass wiping efficiency is inadequate.
Bro Montana: I was more than ready to tongue punch her fart box, but you would not believe the overwhelming amount of Saint Joseph Crumbs this broad had tangled in her ass fro!
Mighty bro young: Thats quite disturbing, buttttt did you smash?
Bro Montana: Listen here you Jabroni! I am a fucking gentleman!.....yes I did.
Mighty bro young: Thats quite disturbing, buttttt did you smash?
Bro Montana: Listen here you Jabroni! I am a fucking gentleman!.....yes I did.
by Inebriation proclamation December 23, 2018
Get the Saint Joseph Crumbsmug. A private school located in Brownsville, Texas near the border to Mexico. Filled with party animals because it has the biggest high school parties in the RGV. It is a Marist school with a message to serve the community and give back. Places an emphasize on girl's skirts and teachers are often more concerned when it comes to that than in cheating or copying. Often abbreviated SJA for short.
Mr. Saint: *Hands detention slip*
Girl student: Mr. Saint, what for? Is it for me because of cheating or plagiarism?
Mr. Saint: No, you cannot wear short skirts to Saint Joseph Academy. That is the most unacceptable action here at SJA, even more than cheating or plagiarism.
Girl student: Mr. Saint, what for? Is it for me because of cheating or plagiarism?
Mr. Saint: No, you cannot wear short skirts to Saint Joseph Academy. That is the most unacceptable action here at SJA, even more than cheating or plagiarism.
by This_guy00 July 3, 2018
Get the Saint Joseph Academymug. by AOSELOVER October 30, 2023
Get the Academy Of Saint Elizabethmug.