Mustache Rider

Anyone who believes in what the guy who owns the mustache boat says and stands behind his bullshit causes.

Boater #1: Did you pre-register for the Raftoff this year?

Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!

Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!

by Bently Bandit June 8, 2018

rhythm rider

Bassist that has no creativity limiting them self to only playing the root note to the rhythm

Dude, he really sucks. He's such a rhythm rider, he can't hang with our difficulty

by charliebass September 5, 2015

high rider

When a girls thong is riding above the pant line, and therefore visible.

Yo man, that chick just bent over, goddam! shez a high rider.

by Jizzy wizzy November 15, 2007

cloud rider

A black woman who chooses to only, or most often, sleep with the white men.

Black Guy 1 : i can't believe Shaniqua rejected me
Black Guy 2 : didn't you hear, Shaniqua's a Cloud Rider
Black Guy 1 : ohh mann... i lose
Black Guy 2 : it's alright man... it happens to the best of us

by bubzz2098 February 12, 2010

bull rider

is being on top while having sex with a girl when mid way through you tell her she isnt half as good as her siter,mom,best friend etc. then you grab hold of her tits and see if you can hold on to your angry partner for 8 seconds

while i was riding christina last night i told her "your good but not half as good as your sister" then grabbed her tits and tried to hold on like a BULL RIDER

by altajay October 16, 2008

Junk Rider

A slut. One who rides the junk religiously.
phrase coined on episode 96 of The Mediocre Show with Eric and Taylor.

Also can be shortened to "J.R."

1.
Guy: Hey, junk rider!
J.R.: You want some?
Guy: Hell no, you've been on way too many cocks.

by someonewithnoone August 25, 2007

Dong Rider

One who likes to partake of the pink catweasel

That dude is a fuckin' Dong Rider!!!

by Sniper February 23, 2004