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Pulling a Johnson

Pulling a Johnson is a video game term for completing a multiplayer matchmaking game without earning a single kill against the opposing team.

Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.
Damn it Clint you died 20 times and got no kills. Great job pulling a Johnson!
by TurtleMoney April 10, 2021
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pulling aggro

The act of acting in a way as to make yourself seem like a bigger threat than the rest of your squad, particularly in competitive team sports or MMORPGs. As a result, all or most of the opposition will immediately target the Puller. This is a popular tactic for hired Tanks so that their clients, who are usually weaker, will not be targeted by enemies potentially stronger than they wish to challenge. The client gets experience while the Tank usually gets money, items or other favors in return, partially as compensation for any damage taken or insurance for items lost upon defeat.
Oh crap! That sniper's got a bead on my location! I'm pinned down! Hey Grenadier, start pulling aggro for me so I can move!

Hold on a second, let me start pulling aggro for you so you can get some free shots off. Give me some medkits.
by Frederic Ulysses Millstone February 20, 2009
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Pulled a jordan

When an author dies before completing a series that:
1. Extended over many books
2. Published over many years
3. Uses cliffhangers and leaves story arcs incomplete between books

Inspired by Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time".
Why was Adam so pissed yesterday?" "Oh, he just found out that the author of that series he was reading pulled a jordan. After reading 8 books of that series already.
by acousticvis June 18, 2011
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Pulling a Sarah

When you smoothly and nonchalantly peace out of family activities while on vacation and do your own thing.
Alison: “is Sarah coming to the beach?”
Sarah’s husband: “yeah where is Sarah. Be nice to have some helping watching our group of five little ones.”
Alison’s husband: “She’s pulling a Sarah. She went for a run and is probably sitting on the deck and having a gin and tonic.”
by Eric Reuth July 3, 2022
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Pulling a Morata

“Pulling a Morata” typically refers to a person that ghosts during prolonged conversation, or forgets to respond. These people usually do not have evil intent, rather poor memory in relation to responding via text message.
Oh dear, was he pulling a morata again?

Haha I caught him pulling a morata again.
by Dostoevsky123 July 5, 2021
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Pull a hector

Pulling a hector is the act of leaving the meeting/classroom when the teacher asks you a question.
Teacher: Billy, where does the apostrophe go in the word ''they're''?
Student: *pull a hector*
by _nevergonnagiveyouup__ October 18, 2021
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Pulling a Jeff

Calling in to work sick for no reason at all.
I didn't feel like going to work today so I pulled a Jeff.

I'm Pulling a Jeff today because I don't feel like working.
by TattooYoo November 16, 2014
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