The same idea as a Dirty Sanchez. However, instead of using fecal matter to draw the mustache you use the blood of a woman's menstrual cycle to paint a glorious artistic old school latin mustache on her upper lip after sex.
Definition: A play on words from the original "Dirty Sanchez". A Dirty Sanchez is using fecal matter after sex to paint a mustache on your sexual partners face. The Rusty Puerto Rican is a play on it using the blood of your menstruating partner. Painting a mustache on their face using their bodily fluids.
Example: After Maria informed Antonio that "Aunt Flow" was in town for a few days, Antonio decided to be very creative with his love making. He wanted to leave her something special to remember him by.
His first inclination was to be traditional, but he chose the back door avoiding "Flow". Soon, overcome with passion he proceeded to confront "Flow" head-on. To his surprise she was truly glorious and it suddenly occurred to him he now had multiple options. Maria was trembling in ecstasy as he began to lose total control alternating hole to hole ... ALL NIGHT LONG.
As he removed his utterly aching, thoroughly chaffed member from her for the last time he instinctively reached down to find a wad of the apple butter they spent the entire night churning together and decided to artfully paint a "Rusty Puerto Rican" mustache upon her face.
Example: After Maria informed Antonio that "Aunt Flow" was in town for a few days, Antonio decided to be very creative with his love making. He wanted to leave her something special to remember him by.
His first inclination was to be traditional, but he chose the back door avoiding "Flow". Soon, overcome with passion he proceeded to confront "Flow" head-on. To his surprise she was truly glorious and it suddenly occurred to him he now had multiple options. Maria was trembling in ecstasy as he began to lose total control alternating hole to hole ... ALL NIGHT LONG.
As he removed his utterly aching, thoroughly chaffed member from her for the last time he instinctively reached down to find a wad of the apple butter they spent the entire night churning together and decided to artfully paint a "Rusty Puerto Rican" mustache upon her face.
by DirtyOrbit November 4, 2021
Get the The Rusty Puerto Ricanmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Hondurianisians: Cuban And Dominican & Dominican And Puerto Rican<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When a man bends at the waist and places his palms on the ground. Normally done in front of another man. This is most commonly done in Jail.
by Jim Neighbors December 9, 2024
Get the Puerto Rican A-Framemug. by WartymeTheGreat November 8, 2021
Get the Puerto Rican Slawmug. A warm Caribbean island. It's owned by the United States (as a territory) but has plenty of Spanish influence. I practiced my Spanish there and to my surprise, up in the mountains of the interior, they didn't speak much English. They run on "Latin Time" too.
Many tourists coming to Puerto Rico just stay in San Juan-they don't explore the west, east, central, and southern parts of the island-something I recommend doing.
by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022
Get the Puerto Ricomug. Southern part of Brooklyn also known as Coney Island. Riviera season is June til September. Signs of the season include but not limited to an increase of Honda's & Nissan's with PA, VA, & NJ temp tags parked along Surf Ave with empty Coors Light cans leading a trail to the brown sandy beach.
by 15plus1 May 1, 2022
Get the Puerto Rican Rivieramug. When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.
by Young Jazo July 9, 2018
Get the Puerto Rican Frozen Bananamug.