Horrible products

Horrible products stand for laptops which get a hinge problem just after the warranty expires or printers which give out random error messages or want you to buy new ink cartridges

HP makes some really horrible products, the hinge on my HP laptop just broke.

by buyepsoninstead December 24, 2023

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Production throttling

Restricting a process or job in a particular way that makes it less efficient and of lesser quality.

The job site supervisor was really into production throttling. It took twice as long and came out terrible.

The office manager was terrible at logistics and quality control. All the paperwork was filed in the wrong order and had to be refiled.

The government agency wanted to increase quality through regulation and control, but really accomplished nothing but production throttling.

by Ontological June 23, 2018

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Porchlight productions

The most amazing place in the world; a safe haven

Dam, I was so stressed until I went to porchlight productions!

by Theallknowingburrito June 6, 2022

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productivity city

when youre super cool and do your work!!

"Are you guys in productivity city or at procrastination station?" -Mr. Teacher guy

by ehla77 February 8, 2024

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banana product

Production items, goods, or software products, that matures over time, similar to a banana lifecycle. Green during delivery, yellow (ripe) at the consumption time.

Mostly refers to an exaggeration of a Minimum Viable Product version of the software, being delivered to the users broken/buggy/unusable, and it's gradual updates and fixes after the release due to lack of time.

- Are we ready for the release?
- No! What we have is not even an MVP, it's a banana product.

by FinikWasHere November 3, 2020

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