Cadillac Deuce

Everybody knows that dropping a "Deuce" means taking a dump ... but only an elite brotherhood of truck drivers knows of the "Cadillac" Deuce. A regular "Deuce" consists of going to the public restroom and being exposed to "Rancid Ass" ... not good. For $10.00 you can rent a clean shower room at the truck stop and have your very own "Cadillac Deuce" experience.
"Got Damn ... I gots to shit like a motha fucka ! But I ain't goin' back in there with those nasty ass heathens. I'm gonna break out my reward points and treat myself to a Cadillac Deuce !"
by Mad Honky August 16, 2014
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deuce up

peace, goodbye, I am out, peace out,holding up 2 fingers, the peace sign, chunck the deuce-2 fingers upthe middle and index finger
by Mellow November 01, 2004
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Snap a deuce

The act of having to use the sphincter to break apart a shit, in order to make it into a size that can be managed more easily by your shitty toilet.

Can also be used to describe the act of shitting.
by Brendon November 19, 2003
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lay a deuce

To defecate, to take a shit.

The origin of the phrase is from the vernacular "do a #2"; this has more of a street flavor.
I had to lay a deuce so bad I could taste it.
by Shit Brick August 17, 2004
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chunk the deuce

im leavin yo, chunk deuce.
by kt July 20, 2003
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Dub Deuce

1. A simplified term for 22 inch rims, typically on an SUV. Derived from dub (20), with deuce (2) added.

2. In rarer cases, this can be used to shortly name a 20 inch long piece of fecal matter, or shit.
A. Nigga be rollin' dat Caddy wit da dub deuces all in! Sheeeit!

B. Ralph ate too many crackers, and he ended up dropping a dub deuce in the middle of the party.
by Spankey November 22, 2004
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Deuce Mcallister

1. noun/:NFL running back who plays for the Saints

2.the hugest of all shits, origin: derived from deuce
also known as: Doogenstien, Deuce Staley, Doogie Houser, or Doogie House, MD
1. man, Deuce Mcallister is the only decent player on the entire saints team!

2. i wouldn't go in there, i just dropped a deuce mcallister!
by ballzdeep April 11, 2005
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