Joe

Slang for someone enlisted in the United States Army.

Did you see that Joe in walmart? Do they ever take off their uniforms?

by SquallyZ06 February 24, 2009

Joe

A red, disgusting, smelly substance

Girl1- Oh dang, I got Joe.

Girl2- Oh I just had Joe the other day, I wont have Joe again for a month.

by ~~~anonymous~~~ May 04, 2008

Joe

A fat ass mutherphucker that sucks camel dick and has a manjina. Melests little boys and tries to hit on the uglyest girls, JOE is a complete asswhipe!!!!!!!

Poop on joe.

by joe sucks camel dick balls June 23, 2009

Joe

When a person is led to believe that they are in some way more superior to everybody else. Pride is fine up until a point, but as soon as you believe that you are in some special way better than everybody else, you become a dickhead.
SNOB----
Anyone who thinks they are better than someone else based upon superficial factors
STUCK UP----
person or animal who thinks they are above the rest, but who should really take a dose of their own shit

joe is being such a stuck up if she thinks she gonna get with my man uh uh pick a number and get in line bitch!

by joe harman March 09, 2008

Joe

guy who takes it up the rear so much that they're arse has fallen off, can also be used as the verb to catch an STI off of a pirate

that joe just joed so hard, he died

by theultimatemanofmangosand April 28, 2008

Joe

MAY mess around with girl's heads. He tells 3 lasses he likes them and then denies it and slags each one of the lasses off to the other. JOE MAY think he has all the lasses, but he really doesn't. He does a lot of moshing and he has long black hair in the style of a side fringe.

Oh my god! That dude is a player, he must be called Joe.

by Eleanor__Bieber February 08, 2012

joe

"joe" is the codename one uses when talking about pot in front of your parents, teachers, etc...

**Your cell rings in front of your mom, you answer.

YOU: "Hello?"
FRIEND: "Whatchu finna do tonight, fool?"
YOU: "I don't know, I heard Joe rented (insert movie/game here) so I'm thinking about hanging out with Joe."
FRIEND: "Oh fuck yea! I've been wishing for a blunt all day! Let's get fucking high!!
YOU: "Yea, I'm sure Joe won't mind if you come over. I'll just meet you at yr pad and we'll go from there"
FRIEND: "word."

***Mom doesn't suspect a thing.

by bns.life June 08, 2011