open a can

open a can of WHOOP-ASS

If that man keeps messing with me, i’m gonna open a can

by yo mommas grandmama July 28, 2019

can koozie

fat on your stomach that is covering your 6 pack abs

that girl would have a rockin bod if it weren't or her can koozie

by can koozie queen August 23, 2012

Shakin' the can

The act of male masturbation

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room so that he could begin shakin' the can to some gay porn.

by Johnny Punani August 3, 2007

Tiny Cans

When you show up to the party with tiny Heineken cans, your new name becomes "Tiny Cans"

Hey Tiny Cans! Drink some regular sized beer!

by T1cK June 24, 2016

can-shitting

When you really have to go, so you take a crap in a can, bottle, cup, etc.

There's no gas station for miles! I'll have to try can-shitting.

by fuckanasspls April 9, 2015

Meat Cans

Some very nice, preferably big breasts the size of big cans of meat, that of course are delicious ;)

She sure had some very nice Meat Cans!!!!!!

I can't stop staring at her amazing Meat Cans.

by EDH85 May 3, 2015

Canned Sardine

A rather large, overweight person wearing a coat or jacket too small for him/her.

Harold went to go buy a coat and when he went to try it on, someone told him he was a Canned Sardine.

by Crusty Joe August 31, 2010