wanker 1: "toby has a fucking moose cock"
wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"
wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"
wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"
wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"
by john December 26, 2004
by weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed January 24, 2009
Moose Bagging - Pioneered by Gaz from Blackburn for first dates where attempts at Wolf Bagging could be deemed overfriendly. Moose Bagging should be carried out on overweight, slightly desperate single women with mothers like scary mary.
Note it is not permissable to " Moose Bag " the mother & daughter at the same time - just for safety's sake.
Quote "wolf bagging
Whilst having sex with a woman (doggystyle), a small peice of bacon is tied to a string and swallowed by the girl, then just as the man ejaculates he pulls the string and the bacon comes out of the womans mouth makin her gag and tense up increasing pleasure for the man.
man: oh yeah! oh (pulls string)
Woman: choke, gag! tense
man: wow! "
Moose Bagging requires no apparatus other than a large McDonalds brown paper bag with a hole in it - Allow 2 bags for excessively SCARY MARYS - remember protection is everything !
Note it is not permissable to " Moose Bag " the mother & daughter at the same time - just for safety's sake.
Quote "wolf bagging
Whilst having sex with a woman (doggystyle), a small peice of bacon is tied to a string and swallowed by the girl, then just as the man ejaculates he pulls the string and the bacon comes out of the womans mouth makin her gag and tense up increasing pleasure for the man.
man: oh yeah! oh (pulls string)
Woman: choke, gag! tense
man: wow! "
Moose Bagging requires no apparatus other than a large McDonalds brown paper bag with a hole in it - Allow 2 bags for excessively SCARY MARYS - remember protection is everything !
by Mr G Moosebagger May 12, 2008
That guy in the business meeting was so big, his moose knuckle was sticking out of his front of his pants and it looked like a fanny pack gone wrong.
by ExNWPers June 26, 2005
Used to describe the way poo log looks (like a moose head that's peaking out). This usually occurs when one is in dire need to use the bathroom.
by Fetching Black Cat April 23, 2005
by TJ148 May 21, 2014
A the act or attempt of having sexual relationship with a very fat or unnatractive woman.
Dominating ugly women with your manly member.
Dominating ugly women with your manly member.
Bill Maher totally likes to blasting moose.
I can't believe someone would want to blast that moose!
Guys its been so long since I've got some. Time to go blast a moose!
That bitch think she so hot. Some one should blast her moose.
I can't believe someone would want to blast that moose!
Guys its been so long since I've got some. Time to go blast a moose!
That bitch think she so hot. Some one should blast her moose.
by k2000k August 10, 2011