The species of monkey, that originates from the Arctic (and Sheffield). They rock the british-new-music-scene’s socks off
by je5u5 October 2, 2005
Get the Arctic monkeysmug. A pejorative term for a Caucasian man, or women derived from chat rooms/comment sections on social media. White people "stereotypically" have an admiration for the taste of mayonnaise, hence the insult Mayo Monkey
by Truth Serum 58008 March 2, 2017
Get the Mayo Monkeymug. How would you like it if someone came into your home and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face.
by bzflag October 12, 2006
Get the mud monkeymug. 1. A hopeless situation with no satisfactory solution
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying
"Beating your head against the wall, fully aware your
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."
by Cooney Bamboo January 21, 2020
Get the Banging the Monkeymug. Willis, recovering from a bad case of allergies, hawked a really gross lung monkey onto Gayle's fuzzy sweater.
by URallabunchofidiots June 30, 2018
Get the Lung Monkeymug. Someone who is incredibly crusty and gross. They need to take a shower ASAP and wash their clothes. Someone whose pubic hair and facial hair looks the same.
"Bro, he is such a crust monkey he has cum stains on his pants and the skin on his right hand is peeling off!"
by Giggggiiiggg March 16, 2017
Get the Crust Monkeymug. to hang from the highest point possible at the end of sex and eject semen on to your partner while hanging like a monkey
by anthony skriver November 17, 2007
Get the monkey misslemug.