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Missouri

You are the second worst state in America, the worst being Illinois. (Illinois is the HIV on the Midwest. Missouri is the gonorrhea on the same region. Contrary to the movie "Annapolis," Arkansas and Mississippi are NOT the second worst, and worst, respectively, states in the US.) Missouri is the present-day home of that conservanazi bitch/twat/cunt/whore Phyllis Schlafly who fought against the Equal Rights Amendment, although from 03/22/1972 to 06/30/1982, when the ERA was alive, she was an Illinois resident.

Missouri did not ratify the ERA, along with fourteen other states, but that has not stopped these unhygienic Missourian scumbags from openly teaching in their subprime public educational system that the 14th Amendment covers biological sex, which it DOES NOT cover. You cannot have it both ways, hoMOs.
Missouri is home to an arch, called the Diaphragm, I mean, Properly Fitted Condom, I mean, Gateway Arch. I guess it represents Missouri as a gateway to an STD-ravaged Missourian bitch who uses a diaphragm to protect her reproductive tract despite being a typical dirty Missourian, or as a gateway to an STD-ravaged Missouri hoMO's rectum which you would want to use a condom to penetrate, if at all.
I think we should now reject out-of-state applications to higher education from graduates of Missouri high schools. They cannot teach civics for shit, so what else are these hoMOs screwing up?
by All missouri males are hoMOs August 10, 2010
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Missoula

to take an extremely large and painful shit, usually filling the toilet, and any other containers near it (trash, sink, and possibly bathtub, depending on the intensity of the missoula.)

Home of the Griz.
Sorry guys. I gotta go destroy the toilet. I think I've got a Missoula coming
by Dvorak Shfilkins May 25, 2011
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missouri hot dog

A girl takes a weiner inbetween her buttcrack and resembles a hot dog going into a bun, and she likes it. Another variation is the Chili Dog.
Ew, look at Doctor Phil, she just got hot dogged!

There's mustard on that dog!
by Joey Fatone May 11, 2004
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missoura

what us californian's (and....pretty much the rest of the US) call the state of missouri. "missoula" is the same thing as "missoura."
ME: hey joe i moved outta cali
JOE: where to?
ME: missoura.
by highrida4rmgrapestreet BBK February 17, 2005
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California, Missouri

1. A shit hole town where everyone knows everyone elses business. It is infested with mexican drug dealers and a bunch of lowlifes! If you like meth or any other stupid drugs, this is an excellent place to live! They have a great mexican place in town... Thats about it. O, and the nachos at Amaco are delicious after a long night out at Derringers bar!
You might be from California, Missouri if you are a mexican drug dealer or you do meth!
by ChickenF*cker December 30, 2011
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massorgy

an orgy involving massages in lieu of sexual favours. usually formed in a line.
that was a fucking hot massorgy last night. call you sometime?
by duke nukem September 28, 2003
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Miosoti

Look that miosoti is looking at you
by Soti14 April 24, 2011
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