Michael is a stubborn, sweet, caring, and kick-ass dude. He is the one to tell you not to do that stupid thing you were planing on; he’s the kid who’ll listen to you on a bad day; he’s the kid who sticks by what he says; he’s loyal; he’s the kid that will notice your new haircut when no one else does and says, “hey looks sharp!”; he is the person who beat the shit out of his friends enemies when they go to far
by Mac Miller’s Ghost April 18, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. by natural.nutella December 11, 2018
Get the michaelmug. by i<3uKieran March 14, 2017
Get the michaelmug. (n.) A complex yet amazing person; every time he walks in a room, he breaks necks. One that is both beautifully insane and insanely beautiful. Smoother than anything he's allergic to, which is nuts; no pun intended. A notable person that will take your breath away.
(v.) To use proper grammar in text messages; to have arms.
(v.) To use proper grammar in text messages; to have arms.
by me11is February 17, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. Totally player. Will break ur heart. Is a jackass and douchebag. But he is ur absolutely dream boy and you’ll fall in love instantly
by JOEEEEÉ November 2, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. He's just Rawr XD, you know sooooo uwu, kinda likes to nuzzle and pounce on you. Bit of an ohtaku/weeb. Still would fuck cause he got a GIANT DICK.
by Mr_Squares August 22, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. Often pretends to be disabled to get attention or into bed with men and/or authority figures. Addicted to candy and porn...sometimes together. Steals books from the church library and takes money from the homeless. He will do anything to get ahead including auctioning off his virginity on ebay. He likes to show off his food slicing skills to (unsuccessfully) compensate for his tiny manhood.
Another word for a compulsive liar, foot fungus brought on by an STD, cheater, male prostitute, and child rapist. "I'm sorry I cheated, but what do you expect, I am a Michael!"
by Le Corbustier. August 26, 2010
Get the Michaelmug.