Michael

(n.) A complex yet amazing person; every time he walks in a room, he breaks necks. One that is both beautifully insane and insanely beautiful. Smoother than anything he's allergic to, which is nuts; no pun intended. A notable person that will take your breath away.

(v.) To use proper grammar in text messages; to have arms.

Aww man, I just got Michael'd.

by me11is February 17, 2019

michael

A person who is very intelegent now madder what they sayyyh about that personssssss

Michael is dumb as shit. TITS

by qergwthw November 29, 2017

Michael

This guy is a tall, handsome guy. He enjoys is video game and bike rides. This guy is the funniest person on Earth! He can make a room laugh without them knowing what was funny. This guy isn’t the smartest but he is very educated street wise. He makes the best boyfriend, he will spoil you and make you laugh all the time. Michaels are the best. Go get yo self a Michael!

Girl1: We have a new student.
Girl2: what’s his name?
Girl1: Michael I think
Girl2: OMG I CALL DIBS

by Dolansmith February 8, 2020

Michael

An ultimate warrior or bold individual who is capable of heroic deeds or is known for as well as being highly principled and is liked by many. Michael is a fearless individual who also encourages others to be strong and fight their battles.

Michael did as he said he would, as any man of his word.

by AllAgainstPaul February 28, 2019

Michael

He's just Rawr XD, you know sooooo uwu, kinda likes to nuzzle and pounce on you. Bit of an ohtaku/weeb. Still would fuck cause he got a GIANT DICK.

Person 1: Rawr XD
Pearson 2: Such a Michael

by Mr_Squares August 22, 2019

Michael

Often pretends to be disabled to get attention or into bed with men and/or authority figures. Addicted to candy and porn...sometimes together. Steals books from the church library and takes money from the homeless. He will do anything to get ahead including auctioning off his virginity on ebay. He likes to show off his food slicing skills to (unsuccessfully) compensate for his tiny manhood.

Another word for a compulsive liar, foot fungus brought on by an STD, cheater, male prostitute, and child rapist. "I'm sorry I cheated, but what do you expect, I am a Michael!"

by Le Corbustier. August 26, 2010

Michael

A pretty cool guy who is a master of biomed and fucks bitches all the time. Dude gets so much pussy and ass in Gibson, Gleason, NRH, Sol, and so many other places. Is never a tiger on his own time. A true ladies' man, his dick is never lonely.

Dude, did you hear Tom fucked three girls at once last night?
Oh shit. He is such a Michael.

by MahDick9001 January 11, 2012