lamp

A person of the female gender that is radiantly glowing

"Bro, did you see that lamp in our math class." "Yea bro, she was looking fire."

by Alexander Tate August 19, 2020

Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds inheritantly sexual in nature but was not meant as a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to see my lava lamps but then she freaked out and said she didn't like me like that, idk what I did wrong" "dude that's the classic lava lamps"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds sexual but was not meant to be a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to check up my lava lamp collection but then she freaked out and said she wasn't interested, what did I do wrong?" "Dude, that's a classic lava lamps, she thought you wanted to fuck"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

Lamp

A weird glowy thing which attaches to some plastic. I like the glowy is makes, glowy make me happy

Lamp glow good

by Fjshdhsj September 9, 2020

lamp

lamp stands for:
Laughing

At
My
Penis/Pussy

lamp could be used to replace lmao or lol

*someone tells a joke
lamp thats so funny!

by Dump Don September 12, 2020

Lamp

an object that produces light

"I want to buy a new lamp"

by mmm chile anyways so October 1, 2020

magic lamping

Awkward pose when a person puts his/her hand on the stomach of his/her significant other when there is no baby in there. Not cute.

*Sees engagement photo*

"The ring is nice, but she's totally magic lamping. I can totally make out his beer belly."

by realisttttt January 23, 2013