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Best Character in Literary History

A: Tony Stark is such a Theon Greyjoy.
B: I know, he’s the best character in literary history.

computer literacy

It is a goal that is unobtainable to at least 85% of the population of the world. It is defined by the other 15% of the population as the meaningful use of a computer without the end result being a fucked up computer and a call to a qualified computer service Technician (aka 1%er).
If you are reading this and your computer is not fucked up, than Congratulations on your achievement of computer literacy. The other 85% is counting on you.
A term used to describe a real thing, situation, etc.
A; I literally wanted leave at that moment.
B; I literally want to just go home and sleep.
Literal by Princessgreer February 24, 2018

Cliterally 

She had her pussy pants on and I cliterally couldn't even
Cliterally by Katja November 24, 2015

Facebook Literalist

Someone who takes jokes and humor in facebook status updates way too literally.
"I posted on my facebook status that I was so exhausted that I needed a couple lines of blow to keep functioning. My sister read it and called my mom and told her I may have a drug problem. She's such a Facebook Literalist."

Literary Value 

1) A meaningless phrase that English teachers like to throw around to prevent students from doing book reports on anything worth reading.

2) A phrase that means that something is worthless, meaningless, or a lie.
1) "Of course you can't read Harry Potter for your book report, it has absolutely no literary value."

2) "She told me she's never had sex before."
"Dude, that's got no literary value."
Literary Value by M4d_Baumer February 7, 2010