jump a bridge

To throw yourself off a bridge and die

The ol' one-way-ticket razzle-dazzle off a bridge

Dave: Dude go jump a bridge.

Josh: That simp needs to jump a bridge.

by ProofYou'reDumb eZ February 21, 2020

Shower Jump

To take a crap and skip the use of traditional toilet paper and jump straight to the shower to clean up.

Steve: hey there Mike i see you made it into work on time today

Mike: Well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time

Steve: I don't know what the hell a shower jump is but I'm promoting you to management!

Mike: gee thanks

by Duhwilly August 15, 2012

Mega Jump

The jumping of mega-ness. Also a really cool game for apple for only cool people. So if your looking up this definition right now because you dont know what it is, then you do not deserve to play this game because you are not cool.
DENIED.

LOL.

But if you want people to think your the coolest cat, tell them you play Mega Jump, they will love you forever. Trust me. It happened to a friend of a cousin of my hairdressers. Also it happened to me.

Cool person: YO HOME DOG G, I THINK YOUR LAME SAUCES!!!
You: IM AM NOT LAME SAUCES :(:( WANNA KNOW WHY IM KEWL?!?!?!!
Cool person: okeieiieiie?!
You: i play mega jump
Cool person: OMG WTTTF LOL WOW THIS IS AMAZING OMG I LAVE YEW UR SEW KEWLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MeGaJuMpErTiNgZ June 14, 2011

jump man

The original name for Mario. He first starred in the arcade game Donkey Kong where he fought DK to rescue his girlfriend Pauline (Later changed to Princess Peach)

Don't be throwin' those barrels at me, or I'll go Jump Man on yo punk ass!

by OopBopShBam March 1, 2007

jump scene

a scene that scares someone or people; frightening scene; a scene in scary movies that make people jump; something in a movie or TV show that is sudden and scares people; jumpy feeling from a scary scene.

The jump scenes in "FearDotCom" look very stupid, but to some viewers, funny.

by NicholasVej October 29, 2006

The Jump Off

The side chick

Puffy is dissing Kim tonight so he can be with his jump off

I can't wait to be the jump off of Brett Michaels

Tiger is my jump off bitch

by Dawn Ardi December 31, 2009

jump rope

another way of saying "take drugs"

"hey, hey, wanna go jump some rope...?"

by Kevin (gawanagan) Lam May 21, 2005