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Jake

Glittery, small-dicked faggot.
Jake is a jake.
by Liaraff December 5, 2011
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Jake

A boy who’s eyes sparkle brighter than the sun. They’re perfect and look a bit like the ocean with touches of sea weed. He’s probably cute as fuck. He has all the girls on his tail and is probably shipped with about 10 girls.

He has many female friends and can sometimes be a bit of an asshole and not reply to you, or even leave you on seen. But if you go for long enough he’ll come running back.

If you end up dating a jake, good luck because he probably has more mood swings than a girl on her period.
He’ll do anything to protect people he’s close to and will look after you more than anyone you’ll ever meet. He probably has amazing taste in music and a perfect sense of humour.
Adam: Did you hear what that guy was listening to?
Amanda: yeah it was awesome, he must be a jake
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

by Jokes by Jokes November 16, 2016
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jake

Jakes are usually nice when you first meet them but they eventually become jerks. They are normally either really short or really y’all. Usually blonde and can barely get a girl. They love fortnite and are pretty weird..
Gosh that kid is short! He must be a jake
by Idkidkidkhoe June 18, 2018
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jakes

Put a hole in your fuckin' back if I catch you talkin' to the fuckin' Jakes
by Princess>-< October 26, 2015
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Jake

Perpetually drunk Aussie who molests French Men
OMG, stop crawling on the floor and acting like Jake. It's really annoying.
by Mrtoogood April 18, 2017
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Jake

Dumb, crazy, not funny, yeets water bottles for fun, throw rocks at birds
by Lil pony king February 21, 2019
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