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Handjob

A act of luka grappling your penis and jerking it of to the point of cumming.
I loved getting my handjob of luka
by handjoblover69 June 18, 2022
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national handjob day

National handjob day is now December 19 get ready boys for the wildest day of your life.
John - Oh man this girl gave me a handjob for national handjob day.
by creamycumzaddy6969 December 12, 2022
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double-stacked handjob

To use both hands to stroke when giving a handjob.
Last night was crazy, my girlfriend gave me a double-stacked handjob!
by SneakierGoat November 2, 2023
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Hybrid Handjob

When a normal handjob aint good enough so she spits in her hand and uses the saliva to lubricate the penis
“Tell em you can say spitty handjob with a straight face.”
“Nah its a hybrid handjob.”
by PastNever November 12, 2017
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Alaskan handjob

It’s a handjob with a slurpee as lube.
Guy: ya know, babe, our sex life is great but it’s time to ramp it up a bit!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!
by anonymous June 2, 2023
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Caribou Handjob

The male self pleasurer wears a bright LED headlamp and blinds their partner with the light. This way they don't know when it's cuming, like a deer in the headlight.
We went for a hike in the woods at night and I gave her a Caribou Handjob.
by Whiskey-N-Whine November 9, 2025
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Kamikaze Handjob

It’s where you beat your meat and then all of a sudden, your girlfriend or boyfriend (if you swing that way) comes from out of nowhere and starts to jerk your meat and two seconds later, you bust a nut.
Greg: Yo what happened last night?
Chad: I don’t know, but last thing I remember is that Lucy did a Kamikaze Handjob on me.

Greg: Niiiice
by Yeet on them kids October 5, 2018
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