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if someone is insinuating that you know about their specific situation ... however the person you are speaking with has no clue ...

this phrase was invented 10/24/2016
I was born in cuba ... dont you know what ...

"i did not know that ... i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal"
by Jewgene October 24, 2017
mugGet the i dont know your life, i dont pour your cerealmug.
The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk ๐Ÿ˜ค
Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
by Urmommia June 29, 2023
mugGet the I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milkmug.

Cereal bowl

The pornographic act of ejaculating into a females/males naval (bellybutton)
I pulled out and decided instead of a creampie, I was going to give her breakfast in bed aka cereal bowl.
by The Black Russian December 14, 2018
mugGet the Cereal bowlmug.

Oti cereal

A delicious food (to some) usually served with yoghurt
Gracie: "my two favourite things are finnleys dick and oti cereal!"
by Finnking October 16, 2022
mugGet the Oti cerealmug.

hard rock cereal

Replacement term used for a spontaneous event or action.
I went to the bar and I got hard rock cereal slammed!
by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023
mugGet the hard rock cerealmug.

cereal time

Dawg you know it's CEREAL TIME
by Jahiem36017 November 29, 2017
mugGet the cereal timemug.

Cereal guy

An unexpected dude who just judges people by saying "oH! He'll never get a gf" And just spits out his cereal by glow up
Guy 1:dude who's this he's so ugly spitting out his cereal
Guy 2: guy 1 ikr, he's the cereal guy
by YEREMEL December 30, 2021
mugGet the Cereal guymug.

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