if someone is insinuating that you know about their specific situation ... however the person you are speaking with has no clue ...
this phrase was invented 10/24/2016
this phrase was invented 10/24/2016
I was born in cuba ... dont you know what ...
"i did not know that ... i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal"
"i did not know that ... i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal"
by Jewgene October 24, 2017
Get the i dont know your life, i dont pour your cerealmug. The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤
Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭
by Urmommia June 29, 2023
Get the I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milkmug. Just because Clapton Crunch cereal is enthusiastically touted by having da Great Eric "singing da praise" for it, this does not automatically mean dat it's truly a healthy food for humans... I would still wanna check da ingredients before I started gleefully shoveling huge spoonfuls of it into my mouth!
by QuacksO June 26, 2020
Get the Clapton Crunch cerealmug. Pot Cereal is a food that you make because nothing matters. The recipe is as follows:
-At least two different bland cereals
-Some granola
-Dried fruit
-Other(whatever you want, really)
Mix together in a large pot using a wooden spoon and then transfer to a large plastic bag for storage. Add milk of any variety(and sugar if desired) while serving.
-At least two different bland cereals
-Some granola
-Dried fruit
-Other(whatever you want, really)
Mix together in a large pot using a wooden spoon and then transfer to a large plastic bag for storage. Add milk of any variety(and sugar if desired) while serving.
by Voidheart December 8, 2020
Get the Pot Cerealmug. A crunchy, but also sometimes soft, marshmallow filled box of cereal that comes with liquid ice cream (served as milk). This delicious liquid ice cream is poured in before adding the scrumptious rainbow-coloured imposter shaped marshmallows. You eat this cereal out of the box
by Imposta cereal July 23, 2022
Get the Imposter Cerealmug. 
Verb. Meaning laughing or yelling. Typically used when looking at a funny meme or reading a funny or agrivativing story.
“The ending of that made me cereal.”
by RandomInternetAndroid January 4, 2019
Get the Cerealmug.