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Falcon Punch

"Oh No! Bruce Lee cut off Chuck Norris' legs!"
"Wait, it's o.k. Chuck Norris can still FALCON PUNCH"

Chuck Norris- "FALCON PUNCH!!!!"

**Universe & Bruce Lee implode**
by [A lump of Grass] August 10, 2010
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Ultimate Falcon Punch

its where you scream "FALCON PUNCH" while you fist a girl so hard she lifts off the ground
Dude i just gave charlene an ultimate falcon punch and i gave her a concussion when she hitmthe ceiling
by the boston powerhouse1 September 7, 2009
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Naiarah Falcon

"I would stay away from Naiarah Falcon if I were you, I heard she's the mean one"
by The Real Very Sexy Man January 20, 2023
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Falcon Bum

"The most powerful form of anal penetration known to man..."
administered by Captain Falcon himself when he's feeling particularly lonely in prison.
by The Real Falcon June 1, 2011
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Millennium Falcon

A person whom you fucked and then felt embarrassed about having slept with.
I thought he was really hot at the bar, but after sleeping with him, he's totally a millennium falcon!!
by Rob225 December 2, 2010
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Flaming Master Falcon Grip

When, in the middle of a heated sticky sweaty romping raging session of intercourse, the one special girl that will do anything for you will reach in her own tight asshole, force her fingers around her uterus that you are busy pounding away at with your meatshaft and grasps your raging hard on and gives you the greatest sensation in the world by giving you a handjob with the inside walls of her vagina at the same time while fucking a smoking hot bitches cunt hole.
Chick: Oh my god ur soooo good! omg omg omg

Nadsack: Fucking give it to me!!!

Chick: wat????!

Nadsack: A flaming master falcon grip BITCH!

Chick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
by cockjuggling thundercunt August 26, 2009
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