"Oh No! Bruce Lee cut off Chuck Norris' legs!"
"Wait, it's o.k. Chuck Norris can still FALCON PUNCH"
Chuck Norris- "FALCON PUNCH!!!!"
**Universe & Bruce Lee implode**
"Wait, it's o.k. Chuck Norris can still FALCON PUNCH"
Chuck Norris- "FALCON PUNCH!!!!"
**Universe & Bruce Lee implode**
by [A lump of Grass] August 10, 2010
Dude i just gave charlene an ultimate falcon punch and i gave her a concussion when she hitmthe ceiling
by the boston powerhouse1 September 07, 2009
the mean one
by The Real Very Sexy Man January 21, 2023
"The most powerful form of anal penetration known to man..."
administered by Captain Falcon himself when he's feeling particularly lonely in prison.
administered by Captain Falcon himself when he's feeling particularly lonely in prison.
by The Real Falcon May 07, 2011
I thought he was really hot at the bar, but after sleeping with him, he's totally a millennium falcon!!
by Rob225 December 02, 2010
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When, in the middle of a heated sticky sweaty romping raging session of intercourse, the one special girl that will do anything for you will reach in her own tight asshole, force her fingers around her uterus that you are busy pounding away at with your meatshaft and grasps your raging hard on and gives you the greatest sensation in the world by giving you a handjob with the inside walls of her vagina at the same time while fucking a smoking hot bitches cunt hole.
Chick: Oh my god ur soooo good! omg omg omg
Nadsack: Fucking give it to me!!!
Chick: wat????!
Nadsack: A flaming master falcon grip BITCH!
Chick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Nadsack: Fucking give it to me!!!
Chick: wat????!
Nadsack: A flaming master falcon grip BITCH!
Chick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
by cockjuggling thundercunt August 26, 2009