by st3psis January 20, 2021
Get the dirty bobmug. The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.
Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.
by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014
Get the Dirty Gandalfmug. While having sex in doggy style position the male ejaculates in the female and then shoots her in the back of the head then flees Mexico...
by Cajunfrys April 27, 2010
Get the Dirty Emirmug. When a girl is sucking your dick and when she’s about to swallow your cum you punch her and the jugular and when she try’s to speak it sounds like yoda
by Egreenberg11 March 19, 2019
Get the Dirty yodamug. Similar to the dirty sanchez, while doggy style, sticking your pinky into the girls ass then reach around and poke her in the mouth. The point is to leave some brown on her front teeth.
"Last night I gave this drunk Freshman a dirty sanchez and when she screamed I doubled it up and gave her a Dirty Toothpick.
by DizzFabulous January 18, 2011
Get the Dirty Toothpickmug. by Vh14 April 14, 2020
Get the Dirty maddymug. Brad: You down to trip on some shrooms tonight?
Chad: Nah, let's do a Dirty Frank bro. Get me a Four Loko!
Chad: Nah, let's do a Dirty Frank bro. Get me a Four Loko!
by keeksssssss August 5, 2021
Get the Dirty Frankmug.