Hank: "Hey Did you just fall from heaven cause I...uh...you...hey check out my crotch worm."
Sherah: "Whoo hoo lets go"
Sherah: "Whoo hoo lets go"
by Hank T June 14, 2009
Another name for women with a thigh gap in which the gap is so wide she looks like a cowboy who just got off of a horse.
by Alambdadelta March 19, 2017
dude 1: hey how was your night last night with Amy?
Dude 2: oh man, I glaze her up good and left her covered in crotch frosting like a krispy kreme
Dude 2: oh man, I glaze her up good and left her covered in crotch frosting like a krispy kreme
by spank master flex December 07, 2012
An aggressive grabbing and wrenching motion to the crotch. Either through self infliction or by someone else.
"I was walking down the street and this random chick crotch wrenched my balls bro!"
"Don't make me crotch wrench your balls off, you remember what happen last time"
"I was riding my bicycle this morning and hit a huge pot hole...the seat totally crotch wrenched my vagina!"
"Don't make me crotch wrench your balls off, you remember what happen last time"
"I was riding my bicycle this morning and hit a huge pot hole...the seat totally crotch wrenched my vagina!"
by Mikey P June 21, 2016
What a night. I did the old crotch hop. First Becky. Then Rachel. Then Cassidy. My balls were dry.
I never left my apartment all weekend. The girls kept coming over. It was a real crotch hop.
I never left my apartment all weekend. The girls kept coming over. It was a real crotch hop.
by Eaton Holgoode November 05, 2018
(v.) - When a penis, in an effort to feel cozy and warm, snuggles up inside a nearby vagina. The sensation would be like enveloping oneself inside a wet snuggie, sitting by a fire, and reading a nice book.
Note: this is NOT to be mistaken for sexual intercourse. There is no thrusting involved, and achieving orgasm is not the primary objective. This act is much like normal cuddling, but much more intimate.
Note: this is NOT to be mistaken for sexual intercourse. There is no thrusting involved, and achieving orgasm is not the primary objective. This act is much like normal cuddling, but much more intimate.
Kyle was feeling really horny, but his girlfriend Sophie just wanted to cuddle. They compromised, and crotch cuddled all night long.
by OG Vanilla Bone February 05, 2014
A word used to describe a male who stinks of sweaty ass and/or crotch that can be smelled within a 3 feet radius.
Jeff: Is that swass I smell?
Blake: Yeah, that's the crotch-boy sitting next to me.
Jeff: Oh, that explains the smell.
Blake: Yeah, that's the crotch-boy sitting next to me.
Jeff: Oh, that explains the smell.
by kingpin202 November 24, 2009