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crotch bone

a bone that is attached to the y part ''vagina'' on a womans body..
I was climbing a fence and fell and broke my crotch bone
by h¢k€d õ§ February 19, 2011
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hand crotch

The skin between your thumb and pointer finger is your hand crotch.
My hand crotch is hurting so bad!
by bombshell89 January 24, 2014
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grandpa crotch

This is a condition that exists when there is too much length from the waistband to the inseam of your pants.
Dang man; are you saggin' or do those pants just have grandpa crotch?
by Toravon September 28, 2013
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synchronized crotches

when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat
we had that synchronized crotches thing going on this morning & i came so hard i couldn't even see!
by phat pussy4u August 23, 2010
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jambalaya crotch

A Cajun food combining seafood, sausage, and rice. dropped in the nether regions
Will spilled his dinner and ended up with a bad case of jambalaya crotch
by pitythefool8 April 14, 2015
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Crotch Wrench

An aggressive grabbing and wrenching motion to the crotch. Either through self infliction or by someone else.
"I was walking down the street and this random chick crotch wrenched my balls bro!"

"Don't make me crotch wrench your balls off, you remember what happen last time"

"I was riding my bicycle this morning and hit a huge pot hole...the seat totally crotch wrenched my vagina!"
by Mikey P June 21, 2016
mugGet the Crotch Wrenchmug.

Crotch Tracks

Shit, cum, period or infection stains in one’s underwear/panties.
Rachel left her panties on the bathroom floor. From the looks of the crotch tracks, she had a tractor pull down there with all that mud.

That filthy prostitute I picked up had crotch tracks from at least the ten prior tricks in the gusset of her panties.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018
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