This is a condition that exists when there is too much length from the waistband to the inseam of your pants.
by Toravon September 29, 2013
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by W Haycock November 06, 2013
What a night. I did the old crotch hop. First Becky. Then Rachel. Then Cassidy. My balls were dry.
I never left my apartment all weekend. The girls kept coming over. It was a real crotch hop.
I never left my apartment all weekend. The girls kept coming over. It was a real crotch hop.
by Eaton Holgoode November 05, 2018
(v.) - When a penis, in an effort to feel cozy and warm, snuggles up inside a nearby vagina. The sensation would be like enveloping oneself inside a wet snuggie, sitting by a fire, and reading a nice book.
Note: this is NOT to be mistaken for sexual intercourse. There is no thrusting involved, and achieving orgasm is not the primary objective. This act is much like normal cuddling, but much more intimate.
Note: this is NOT to be mistaken for sexual intercourse. There is no thrusting involved, and achieving orgasm is not the primary objective. This act is much like normal cuddling, but much more intimate.
Kyle was feeling really horny, but his girlfriend Sophie just wanted to cuddle. They compromised, and crotch cuddled all night long.
by OG Vanilla Bone February 05, 2014
A word used to describe a male who stinks of sweaty ass and/or crotch that can be smelled within a 3 feet radius.
Jeff: Is that swass I smell?
Blake: Yeah, that's the crotch-boy sitting next to me.
Jeff: Oh, that explains the smell.
Blake: Yeah, that's the crotch-boy sitting next to me.
Jeff: Oh, that explains the smell.
by kingpin202 November 24, 2009
by prettypinkprincess<3 February 27, 2011