crotch tickling

To have your legs in between another person's legs while in a hot tub there for tickling the others crotch

Dude stop crotch tickling me gosh!

by billy Bob Jones IV June 24, 2014

grandpa crotch

This is a condition that exists when there is too much length from the waistband to the inseam of your pants.

Dang man; are you saggin' or do those pants just have grandpa crotch?

by Toravon September 29, 2013

crotch sprinkles

When someone shaves their pubes and a stubble grows back.

These crotch sprinkles are so itchy, they're killing me!

by truthseer3000 April 19, 2011

vulture's crotch

Someone or something that smells really bad.

When was the last time you bathed? You stink like a vulture's crotch!

by W Haycock November 06, 2013

Crotch Worm

The friendly male organ that desires to burrow deep in a females worm hole.

Hank: "Hey Did you just fall from heaven cause I...uh...you...hey check out my crotch worm."

Sherah: "Whoo hoo lets go"

by Hank T June 14, 2009

Saddle Crotch

Another name for women with a thigh gap in which the gap is so wide she looks like a cowboy who just got off of a horse.

Ewwh! That women has major saddle crotch!

by Alambdadelta March 19, 2017

Crotch Christians

A subset of Christianity whose main test of other peoples' piety is where they put their genitals.

The Crotch Christians are protesting gays in the military.

by Mebegebo October 22, 2012