Crotch Cot

Brief type underwear for which the crotch is kept secure.

Crotch cots can be boxer briefs, tighty whiteys, or thongs.

by lovenin November 19, 2010

vulture's crotch

Someone or something that smells really bad.

When was the last time you bathed? You stink like a vulture's crotch!

by W Haycock November 5, 2013

lumber crotch

a whore, because she always has wood in her.

what a whore.
yeah, she's a lumber crotch.

by prettypinkprincess<3 March 14, 2011

Canine Crotch

a disease causing a person's genitals to smell like dog breath.

Man that guy's genitals smell terrible, he must have canine crotch.

by Bisland March 26, 2010

Crotch frosting

Noun,
when you glaze a woman up like a fresh donut with your load.

dude 1: hey how was your night last night with Amy?
Dude 2: oh man, I glaze her up good and left her covered in crotch frosting like a krispy kreme

by spank master flex December 16, 2012

chewbacca crotch

An unusually hairy genital area. On men so hairy that it can shroud a small to medium sized penis. oOn women so hairy that it obscures the ability to find the flesh crack.

Carrie is hot, but when we we got down to business she surprised me with chronic chewbacca crotch. It was so thick I couldnt find the pussyhole or the ass.

by walterc February 9, 2015

Crotch-sheltering

Used in some circles, mainly among stoners as The act of clumsily holding things between your thighs in close proximity to your crotch and trying not to drop them, while both you're hands are pre-occupied, usually with a bong and a lighter or a bag of Tostitos. This is fairly common when ones too high to understand that maybe the table next to them or even simply the floor is a more logical means of security for breakable items. When ones too stoned to remember that they're crotch-sheltering anything at all, or that they even put anything between their legs in the first place, this may result in something either crushing or dropping. That is how you break a bong. OR it can be used to call out someone either hogging the bong and not using it, or a bag of chips without eating it, while holding these things between their thighs.

Person 1: *finished bong hit* "person 2, I have the munchies, toss me the chips"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*

Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*

Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams May 22, 2018