Comfort Words

Generic “comforting” phrases that come off the top of your subconscious nearly immediately.

Person 1: My Condolences.

Person 2: Seriously? Comfort Words is all you could think of?

by disturb September 22, 2021

comfort bunny

a plush bunny that helps with problems that i have

"i really need comfort bunny now"

by PepsiBlitz April 16, 2020

comfort trait

Something you look for in someone that brings you a sense comfort, security, etc.

A: "you're seriously into asses?"
B: "at least it's a comfort trait instead of a fetish, you jerk"

by Ujiak July 20, 2025

Comfort belly

A rounded belly that protrudes somewhat. Similar to a dad bod. Especially of a man.

‘You’ve got such a comfort belly there, Rhys!’ I.e. Rhys has got a bit of a belly on him.

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 5, 2019

culture comfort

When someone, usually a hipster at a food truck or a barista changes their greeting to one that they think sounds more culturally relative to the customer.

White guy steps up to the counter
White Server: "Hello sir how can I help you?"
Black guy steps up.
White Server: "Whassup man"
Black guy: "Don't culture comfort me, treat me with the respect and dignity I deserve"

by Tokenship June 24, 2021

comfort sandwich

Jacking off before and after a difficult task

Dan remember to do your homework make a comfort sandwich while doing his it

by YaBoiDaniel April 20, 2018

comfort-porn clothes

Clothes you only wear around the house when you are alone. Clothes you wouldn't be caught dead in if anyone was around.

When Matt showed up unexpected last week I was in my comfort-porn clothes, my hair was a disaster, and my mascara was smudged all over my face. No wonder he hasn't called.

by Senorita Chalupa April 13, 2016