if someone is insinuating that you know about their specific situation ... however the person you are speaking with has no clue ...

this phrase was invented 10/24/2016
I was born in cuba ... dont you know what ...

"i did not know that ... i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal"
by Jewgene October 24, 2017
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The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤
Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭
by Urmommia June 29, 2023
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cereal waster

someone who wastes cereal because they can’t eat it when it’s soggy
you’re such a cereal waster
by juicyjjjjj September 25, 2023
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coffee-cereal

Created when you’re so fucking high that you make cereal at 3am and accidentally pour hot coffee into it instead of milk, undoing the effects of the heroine you injected into your arm 4 hours prior, and fucking your tongue in the process.
Bruh, I finna make some COFFEE-CEREAL
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!
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roll cereal

The act of getting high on Ketamine, or "Special K"
"Turtle and I want to roll cereal at Burning Man . It will make the trip."
by MsBitchhands December 13, 2017
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cereal procreator

When a man or women have more then two or more mothers or baby daddys.
1000 kids and counting "Netflix"doc about the cereal procreator
by Crystalclear321 August 15, 2024
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gateway cereal

A slightly sweet cereal that leads you into eating other, sweeter, cereals.
"It has been established that Honey Nut Cheerios is a gateway cereal that often leads to Lucky Charms and Cinnamon Toast Crunch." - From Adult Swim: America Loves Lists: Hemptastic
by chofero November 03, 2010
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