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Crotch Tingles

The Tingly sensation you get when someone says something dirty to you.
When Nelson said he would frisk me I got major crotch tingles.
by I put the T&A in Tax February 19, 2009
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hand crotch

The skin between your thumb and pointer finger is your hand crotch.
My hand crotch is hurting so bad!
by bombshell89 January 24, 2014
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Crotch Cuddle

(v.) - When a penis, in an effort to feel cozy and warm, snuggles up inside a nearby vagina. The sensation would be like enveloping oneself inside a wet snuggie, sitting by a fire, and reading a nice book.

Note: this is NOT to be mistaken for sexual intercourse. There is no thrusting involved, and achieving orgasm is not the primary objective. This act is much like normal cuddling, but much more intimate.
Kyle was feeling really horny, but his girlfriend Sophie just wanted to cuddle. They compromised, and crotch cuddled all night long.
by OG Vanilla Bone February 4, 2014
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crotch tickling

To have your legs in between another person's legs while in a hot tub there for tickling the others crotch
by billy Bob Jones IV June 24, 2014
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crotch frost

When I girl sticks her hand in ice for ten minutes then grabs your crotch while your sleeping and records it as a hilarious prank
"Bro that bitch Sarah gave me a crotch frost the other day, I had to break up with her..."
by Smallcreep July 13, 2014
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Crotch pudding

noun:
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.

Also known as smegma.

Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.
She had so much crotch pudding I put on a bib and got a spoon!
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.
by Krotch kriket August 27, 2014
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vulture's crotch

Someone or something that smells really bad.
When was the last time you bathed? You stink like a vulture's crotch!
by W Haycock November 5, 2013
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