counter-boner

When your significant other becomes horny at the thought of you, and the thought of them being horny at the thought of you makes you horny in turn.

Girl: Oh babe, your back muscles are sooo defined and it's turning me on.

Guy: -moan- (now erect, as counter-boner)

by LufffiStudios August 31, 2013

period boner

when your tampon or pad is soaked and you don't have any extras so you stuff your underwear with tissues and it looks like a boner

oh shit I just realized I made myself a period boner

by Nothingsushere April 19, 2016

Jesus Boner

When you're absolutely wasted and can't get your dick up, but you need to fuck a chick. You pray to Jesus for a solid erection and he comes through like a bro.

Q: Hey, what are you doing in church?
A: I was smashed the other night but needed to fuck this chick, so I prayed and God tossed me the greatest Jesus Boner I've ever had. Now I feel obligated to go to church.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016

Dry Boner

When a male gets an erection from out of nothing. It just randomly gets hard. There is no hot girl or anything else that can cause a boner.

Dude, I was sitting in chemistry when out of nowhere I got a dry boner.

by rudyj2112 August 17, 2010

Boner Pwner

An absolutely hideous chick that can soften even the hardest of boners upon sight.

Person A: So how did your blind date go?

Person B: I was really excited going into it, but I came out traumatized, she was a total Boner Pwner.

Person A: Yikes...

by Max Headroom II October 12, 2010

Buzz Boner

An erection caused by the vibrations of an automobile, bumpy roads or the like. Usually not desired*

"Get out of the car already man!"
"I can't, I'm pitchin a tent...buzz boner man, that road was bumpy."

by Shadedragon December 26, 2008

Sour Boner

A fowl smelling erection, a wang that may have not seen soap and water for several days.

"Susie gave me head after five days of hiking and camping, gagged her with a Sour Boner"

by Super destroyer fuck machine August 17, 2011