A Good Morning and God Bless is when you have breakfast and coffee while also using the toilet at the same time to start your morning.
by Josetiz98 April 07, 2018
The act of eating and enjoying your breakfast while simultaneously taking a shit on the toilet.
As seen on the popular YouTube channel H3H3 Productions
As seen on the popular YouTube channel H3H3 Productions
Ethan what what are you doing in the bathroom?
I’m doing a Good morning and God Bless, Hila! Let me live my life!
I’m doing a Good morning and God Bless, Hila! Let me live my life!
by JzR April 06, 2018
by Bgdkng69420 May 21, 2018
Person 1: Hey I need to use the bathroom, what are you doing in there?
Person 2: Good morning and god bless!
Person 2: Good morning and god bless!
by Kharasmatic Kangaroo Klan April 07, 2018
Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.
by plopdoggy April 06, 2018
Verb. The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating. This phrase originates from h3h3Productions' latest video, titled, "Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3)".
Person 1: "Just tried one-a those 'Good Morning & God Blesses' all you kids were talkin' about, it really changed me for the better!"
Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"
Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"
Person 2: Papa Bless :,)
Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"
Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"
Person 2: Papa Bless :,)
by AhegoMan April 06, 2018
by judebrewer April 08, 2018