chippy block

When you have eaten too many chips, which therefore causes a block in your throat aka chippy block

I ate too many chips, now I've got chippy block

by Queen chip April 9, 2017

sermon-block

When some asshole sends a long overwritten message to you and blocks you in a attempt to cut you off from your friends. This move is typically performed by insecure creeps with no concept of how interpersonal relationships work, let alone a hairbrush. These are also the ones that label people as "toxic" for no reason - loves high horses even when proven wrong

It's funny, I was going to see Evelyn and Tina tonight but got sermon-blocked by Dermit.

Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself

by indiepoprocks February 14, 2023

Pest-blocking

The inability to interact with one/a group of females due to a fellow pest blocking you out. Similar to the frequently used term 'cock-blocking', but with the 'cock' i.e. an unidentified male, being replaced with a fellow pest.

Dude, I'm trying to hit on this fitty in the dress but Dave is pest-blocking me!

by CirenPest#1 July 23, 2012

Flix Block

When your partner/friend constantly stands in the way of your Netflix time but still moans you can't watch without them

Man I would have finished Breaking Bad by now but my husband is such a Flix Block

by Anonymous8008135 November 3, 2016

Flop block

When someone raises pre flop in a game of Texas Hold'em poker, trying to block other players from seeing the flop for cheap.

He flop blocked the table by betting one hundred dollars pre flop and then showed pocket aces, why does he have to be such a flop blocker?

by Daniel Spahettian June 8, 2014

mocha blocked

Being blocked from picking up your beverage at your favorite coffee house by any of the following: 1) someone who just plants themselves in front of the beverage bar way before they can expect their drink, 2) someone too busy talking on their phone to pickup their drink and get the hell out of the way, or 3) someone too busy flirting with the barista to get the hell out of the way.

Sorry I'm late. I got mocha blocked at Starbucks by this idiot on a cell phone talking about how much they needed their triple shot mocha.

by Hey_Hey April 13, 2010

Rig Block

The action of a large 18 wheel rig turning into a highway without regard to traffic simply because their vehicle is considerably larger than yours.

Driver: "What the hell does he think he is doing?"
Passenger: "We just got rig blocked"

by jrscag May 22, 2009