finger biscuit

The art of farting into your hand, cupping it and thowing it at an unsuspecting persons nose.

I just threw a finger biscuit at the back seat passengers.

by Gunns March 19, 2008

Biscuit aisle

A colloquialism used to describe the anus, or "poo chute".

Little Daisy Rhodes' river was running red, and that's when Dave knew that it was time to take a trip to the biscuit aisle.

by Gary Bunker May 18, 2010

lady biscuit

A vagina

What is that a lady biscuit?

by Insashable August 13, 2018

cum biscuit

a game where 3 or more guys jack off on a biscuit and whoever jack off last gotta eat it

nigga u 11, u aint ready fo tha cum biscuit

wanna play cum biscuit? this nigga gon be hurtin like he got his thumb twisted

by Griff July 1, 2004

biscuit king

A biscuit king is someone who is typically running their mouth in a foul way but when he needs to cover up, he uses "biscuit" to replace his cuss words. Many people call him Michael

The biscuit king, while trying to hide his bad language, said "Mother Biscuit"

by The Duts July 22, 2014

Wind biscuits

Chunks of a fart that are not exactly air. They can be soggy or chunky, and often smell like a dead newborn that just crawled out of a dead skunks butthole. Having wind biscuits can commonly result in a change of underwear; but not a change of pants

During the naked bike race, 1st place, jimmy, decided to release some gas. Unfortunately for second Second place (billy) the fart contained poop flakes from Jimmy's unsatisfactory attempt at wiping which sputtered back behind him.
Billy- Jimmy! You butthead! You got your wind biscuits on my chin!

by Itsameamario7 December 29, 2013

Jail biscuit

likened to a cracker in jail consumed without remorse by inmates of the prison. Hence a jail buscuit is the a person who is consumed by everyone or is everyones bitch, used until there is nothing left

Suacy pow is a jail biscuit

by hytman February 12, 2013