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New adult

Someone that just hit the adult years
by 459395 April 5, 2022
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adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page

b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.
dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma June 26, 2013
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Adulting

When a person and his/her partner get pregnant, married and buys a house - in that order, within 6-months, and during a global pandemic
Person A: "my younger cousin is ahead of me in every major life milestone"

Person B: "holy shit, that dude is adulting hard"
by Cbum1898 July 20, 2021
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Adult

(v. intrans., denominative agentative, neologism)
1. To perform the role of an adult.

NOTE: this verb was meant to sound like lolcats english, but accidentally follows old rules for making verbs that are actually perfectly normal, such as verbs "to engineer" and "to bitch."
Cost of living and wages are the gatekeepers keeping the poor and mentally unstable youth from getting the financial power needed to adult on their own.
by oron61 July 4, 2022
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A.O.D. (Adult Oriented Disney)

a) A film for children that is subtly intended for the adults.
b) A weird and crazy porn movie.
Use of A: When we left the cinema I felt it was an A.O.D. (Adult Oriented Disney)
Use of B: I warn you, that movie it's a fantastic A.O.D. (Adult Oriented Disney)
by Juanki St. Jacob February 15, 2018
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Adult pacifier

Alcohol, sex, drugs. Things adults use to pacify themselves when life gets overwhelming.
I can’t believe I’m really raw dogging life now. I don’t drink smoke or have sex. No more adult pacifiers!
by badbtchesgetit March 24, 2024
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Adult temper tantrum

When someone storms into the room and knocks over someone’s Eiffel Tower
The three of us were having a great time until mark stormed in and threw and adult temper tantrum
by Scooter scoots May 31, 2024
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