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Alyssa

A fugly slut who is an attention seeking whore has a cute face but that’s about ALLL this hoe has going for her luvssss chicken nuggets and cheeseburgers
Boy: who is dat gal
Boys friend:it’s that fugue slut Alyssa
by Alyssa Pinedo July 5, 2018
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alyssa

the most fucking annoying bitch you will ever fucking meet. she prob lives in jax florida. she tries too hard with guys and doesn’t realize she’s actually really fucking ugly.
yo, that bitch alyssa, ya i can’t fucking stand that bitch.
by thatoneslutlol March 18, 2020
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Alyssa

Alyssa's are snobby brats that think they are perfect. They usually have bleached blond hair and perfect cake face. They are backstabbers and they are very two faced. Usually anorexia wannabees and no one likes them in reality.
Look at Alyssa today she is looking extra eww
by #jconnorickiamevor August 6, 2015
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Alyssa

That girl over there is acting like an Alyssa
by Hentainigga June 13, 2017
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Alyssa

Usually a girl who is full of herself she is the biggest slut you will find , she thinks she can get all the guys but she can’t , sounds like she has a dick in her mouth and she smells like a fish store , Alyssa is the most annoying person you will ever see ,just seeing her face can ruin your day , she has friends who think they are really cool , they all act as if they are popular but in reality everyone hates them .
-“Did you walk pass Alyssa today she smelt so bad .”
~”yeh I’m sick of her and her friends acting as if they are the shit
by ~Dora~ June 14, 2018
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Alyssa

Alyssa is a amazing girl who shows love to all her friends. She often guilt trips her friends and family. She doesn’t often know how her actions affect others. She is quick to cry scream and throw a tantrum. Some times Alyssa can spread rumours and not think of any punishment. Alyssa is extremely girly shy and funny even after her bad behaviour you just wanna be her friend. Alyssa also can be manipulative and turn your “Freinds” against you with easy and try to cry her way out of all situations.
Praise:wow have you seen Alyssa she’s so kind we went and baked cookies together yesterday it was great!
Grace: yea but she wasn’t like that when I was her friend she just used me and spread rumours about me
praise: don’t be silly it’s alyssa she doesn’t do that
Grace: *sigh* of corse not
by Grendel June 7, 2018
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Alyssa

That last person you wanna be stuck on earth with Cause she is annoying as HELL
Me: why am I here with you

Alyssa: because you love me
by Thatonebitchyoudontwannafuckwi February 19, 2020
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