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Albert

The usual given name for a butler. They were born to serve others. Even though they are sweet and affection creatures
Sam: Who is that guy ?
Josh: Probably an Albert
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Albert Einstein Biog

Albert Einstein was a German mathematician and physicist who developed the special and general theories of relativity. In 1921, he won the Nobel Prize in Physics for his explanation of the photoelectric effect. In the following decade, he immigrated to the United States after being targeted by the German Nazi Party. His work also had a major impact on the development of atomic energy. In his later years, Einstein focused on unified field theory. He died in April 1955 at age 76. With his passion for inquiry, Einstein is generally considered the most influential physicist of the 20th century.
Albert Einstein was born on March 14, 1879, in Ulm, Württemberg, Germany. He grew up in a secular Jewish family. His father, Hermann Einstein, was a salesman and engineer who, with his brother, founded Elektrotechnische Fabrik J. Einstein & Cie, a Munich-based company that mass-produced electrical equipment. Einstein’s mother, the former Pauline Koch, ran the family household. Einstein had one sister, Maja, born two years after him. Einstein attended elementary school at the Luitpold Gymnasium in Munich. However, he felt alienated there and struggled with the institution’s rigid pedagogical style. He also had what were considered speech challenges. However, he developed a passion for classical music and playing the violin, which would stay with him into his later years. Most significantly, Einstein’s youth was marked by deep inquisitiveness and inquiry.
Hey have you read the Albert Einstein Biog (biography)
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Albert

Camper; noun. A person who likes to stay still in one spot till the end of a foreseen event. Could not be deterred, regardless of k/d ration in-game . Tends to go by el ladykiller42 on domination and free for all.
Effin' Albert!!!!!
Yo, stop camping albert and start shooting, you camper!!
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Albert

The God of eating pussy. A master at the art of cunnilingus.
He's an Albert when he puts his face between my legs. He knows what he's doing!
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Pulling a Albert

To repeat something someone had just said like the great Albert Einstein
He's pulling a Albert repeating a joke I just told
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Tyksakken Albert

A fat person that strives to always be the best in class, while at the same time being an utter faggot. He likes to eat shit on the daily and feed his shit to chickens on his retarded farm.
Did you remember when Simon would always correct you in class he was just like Tyksakken Albert
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Alberte

The best person you'll ever meet. She loves space and dreams about going there sometime.

She's always there for you if you feel down, and she has the kindest heart. She want's the best for everyone.
If you ever meet an Alberte, you'll have a friend for life.
Person 1: Alberte is such a sweetheart
Person 2: Ikr, she's such a cutie
by Kiwi0300 March 25, 2018
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