butter whipped

Butter Whipped means that a female is going to get her hair styled.

This term is used in Chicago.

Ex: "Girl I'm about to go get my butter whipped. I can't wait!"

by Bonquisha Malloy May 1, 2008

captain's butter

When the captain of a sailing vessel takes his peg leg and shoves it in his first mate's buttle, what oozes out is called Captain's butter. Sometimes used in seafood dishes.

Hold the Captain's Butter please.

by Cap'n Munch August 12, 2017

Toilet Butter

Toilet Butter is made when you piss and shit in a toilet and leave it sitting there so it turns a nasty yellow-orangish looking color, and can sometimes develop a slimy texture.

"Jessica showed me her toilet butter yesterday. It was fucking disgusting!"

by fifthdiamonds September 2, 2018

Butter Imp

Someone who looks like...
A) A melted GI Joe figurine
B) Jabba the Hutt in a sauna
C) The sweaty lovechild of Herman Munster and Grimace
D) All of the above

Ted Cruz is probably my favorite butter imp.

by GRANDPASTOECHEESE April 20, 2018

Fap Butter

(See fap.) AKA Vaseline. Every good fap needs some quality fap butter.

Tim: Man, I wanted to fap tonight but I ran out of fap butter. I sent my mom out to the store to go get some.

by Pickles McSimpson January 14, 2013

pp butter

A refined way to say lube.

Anna: „what do you need from the store?”
Kit: „pp butter”
Anna: „wtf”

by glupyy November 2, 2019

Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after an often sweaty day resulting in soiled garments and massive feminine aroma. P.S The aroma can be smelled threw thin pants

As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.

by Don Menna March 7, 2017