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Zachary

Commonly called "Zach", the seemingly safe spelling leads you to believe that he can be trusted with your heart when really he's just lying and faking everything to get into your pants. He will tell you that he cares for you and will make it seem like he loves you but then go and crush your soul the second he moves away to university. He is known to love-bomb (haha "love" yeah right) his victims with gifts and quality time but this should not ever, EVER be mistaken as sincere. His immaturity and lack of self control compels him to ditch you (a fear you expressed to him and he assured you would not happen) and chase after every new set of boobs he sees. Additionally, he will blame everything bad that he does on the fact that he was cheated on and really emphasize that he's apologized only to try and make himself feel better. He is not sorry that he hurt you, he's sorry he looks bad. DO NOT TRUST!!
"oh Zachary was a piece of shit to me too!"
by ihatestrawberries November 7, 2022
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Zachary

Zachary is one of the most loyal and loving person anyone will ever meet! Their cute, sweet, kind person! They may not always be out going but if you get to know them you would love them! If they love you they would treat you like a king/queen and no matter how mad they are!
Person 1: have you meet Zachary! His quiet but his so Kind!

Person 2: I have! They didn't talk much but they helped me out!
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Zachary Brooks

Kid who doesn't go an hour without talking about fortnite. Will only eat foods where he can lick the dust of his fingers. Will make weird sexual comments and whisper them in you ear and is obsessed with screaming the word "if." Overall great guy. fortnite} cheetos morefortnite
Guy1: "Yo man did you see the new fortnite update"

Guy2: "Calm down Zachary Brooks"

Guy1:"Yo you want this sandwich"
Guy2: "No, I only eat food where I can lick the dust of my fingers"
Guy1: "Ok Zachary Brooks"
by Fortnite Default Dance December 19, 2018
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Zachary Kohel

Someone extremely peculiar to be around, he is tall, probably wears glasses, and has not yet developed a his cerebral cortex.
Wow is that Zachary Kohel? Yeah you can tell by the board on his back when he walks!
by Gogurt Tube April 5, 2023
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zachary arruda

A guy with a Hugh dick
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Zachary Keller

Used to have dreads now he's just deads inside. A person who is a bit iffy of a person. Always has to be right in an argument.
by LeBronGemz23 November 7, 2018
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Zachary

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