Keep it wrinkled

Trying not to have a boner, not making your penis skin tight with an erection

Guy 1: Going in a date tonight
Guy 2: Keep it wrinkled!

by Wrinklemaster234 April 17, 2018

tiddle my winkles

A common phrase meaning “darn”.

Isabelle walks in wearing a shirt inside out.
Grant points it out to Isabelle.

Isabelle: “Aw, tiddle my winkles.”

by Hellopetunia99 December 16, 2020

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiffani homentowski, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiff, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

Devil's Wrinkled Doughnut

A butthole.

Susan, wearing a short mini skirt, bent over too far, revealing the Devil's Wrinkled Doughnut.

by MurdockCa January 7, 2023

Reach around wrinkle finger

When you give a reach around to a women for so long that your fingers get wrinkle like after taking a long bath

I gave this girl a reach around for 2 hours now my fingers are wrinkled and now my friends call me reach around wrinkle finger

by Tripod900 May 16, 2023

Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.

I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.

by Hieronymous June 24, 2025