Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd

“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”

by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019

long texter

A person who uses an excessive amount of words per text message.

Katie is the definition of a long texter. It takes 10 minutes to read one text. She texts even longer messages when she's been drinking 🤔

by KTdeuce April 14, 2016

Jun Long

Jun long is one of the best people you’d meet.

A genuine person with a big heart.
He’s a memer and he loves playing video games.

Jun long is also really cute and tall.

His favorite words are Goddammit.

“Goddammit”
Oh no, you’re turning into a Jun Long.

by Cakelord101 November 25, 2021

Long Hannah

refers to being tall and named hannah.

that, i say, is a long hannah.

by DanB-B March 14, 2012

long midget

a long midget. it explains itself.

why the fuck are try to find the definition for long midget? you are so dumb.

by WafersYed February 24, 2018

Long QT

Long QT is a syndrome that 1 in 2000 people have. It is inherited in genes and is a rare heart condition.

My sister and dad have Long QT but i didn't inherit it.

by fishyfishy12 July 18, 2015

Long caster

The third and final AWACS in Ace Combat 7, after Sky eye and Bandog. He eats while working, and mostly talks about food. Even his icon is a burger, not a regular human head. Most of the time he is calm, talks about food and tells you about info. No wonder he is praised in the Ace Combat community as a God of food, and sometimes even modded into other AWACS.

He serves another purpose, a warning system... If he cant eat, you are fucked. He is either ANGRY AS FUCK or to busy to eat.

Count probably -Long caster cant eat, we are Fucked.
Wiseman: What do you mean?
Long caster: Wiseman is edible.
Wiseman: WAIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Long caster: *kills wiseman and controls the alicorn*
(the Voyage of captain count)

by Bosnian artillery June 21, 2021