An absolute CHAD. Towers over humans at a staggering height of 6’5”, looking down on all who step in his path. His height is only second to his sarcasm
Plays Warhammer with his autistic friend, and his girlfriends name is spoken in whispers...
Plays Warhammer with his autistic friend, and his girlfriends name is spoken in whispers...
Guy 1: Have you seen Dan Turner lately?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s such a Chad
Guy 3: I wish I could be as tall as Dan Turner
Guy 2: Yeah he’s such a Chad
Guy 3: I wish I could be as tall as Dan Turner
by Adz15110gay November 13, 2019
Get the Dan Turnermug. a sexy lanky bloke who is kind and respectful of others im surprised how he dosent have a girlfriend right now.
by Vanny from fnaf July 10, 2022
Get the MAX TURNERmug. Someone who rolls Canabis joints without enough tobacco inside it. Usually Turner tobacco a really harsh tobacco
by Smokeyeastwood May 14, 2018
Get the Tina turnermug. Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.
Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.
by Regular_ordinary_guy August 6, 2023
Get the colton turnermug. 
Allen and his son cut the line in front of you because they’re white and you’re not. You respond, "Wow, I didn’t know you got the Brock Turner Pass," to highlight racial disparity and encourage accountability in future generations.
Judge Aaron Persky rules in favor of a white client despite the atrocity he committed. That judge is handing out a Brock Turner Pass.
Judge Aaron Persky rules in favor of a white client despite the atrocity he committed. That judge is handing out a Brock Turner Pass.
by CenterStageAtTheRevolution February 16, 2025
Get the Brock Turner Passmug. He is a sideski from the leftski on the Right side because da war kein Geld
Aber wenn er ein let ist ist er ein san und gibt Par sidekicks
Aber wenn er ein let ist ist er ein san und gibt Par sidekicks
by tarzanuron November 24, 2021
Get the John Turneringmug.