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Max Todd

100% guarantee to have a massive forehead and a receding hairline at the age of 12, he is quite smart but has 0 chat and only shoots 2's. All his ex's are Indian and he loves a bit of spice. He acts like he's the bollocks but is a big pussy, he needs to grow up, tell him to stop chatting to munters.
dave 'you seen that max todd guy'
john 'yeah hes a right munter hunter'
dave 'no hairline merchant'
by geeza1291 January 12, 2023
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Todd

For the most part, your everyday, run of the mill, normal dude. Knows everybody, is friends with most normal people, easy-going dude. Unless in a bad mood. Todd's can be tempermental, and are usually underestimated. Todd's control things from behind the scenes, hiding behind a simple name that is well known, yet somewhat rare. Todd's are good at everything, and is always slightly better than you at anything, but never hogs the limelight.
Damn, that dude is good!
Who?
Todd.
Oh, yea. Todd!
by Elemeno P 673 December 15, 2018
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Todd

A guy who reads haikyuu fan fic and cry’s when one of them dies. His life goal and personality is based off of haikyuu. He’s also a lame bitch who’s gay but can’t get a boyfriend.
Todd is a bitch who called me a rat once
by Toddurlame August 18, 2021
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Toddness

The act of being a teacher, a dj, day drinking, and complaining about liquor sales.
That dude’s Toddness is showing.”
by Kakyoinsredcherry2737 December 14, 2021
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Todds and Stacys

Young, conservative professionals or preppy types.
Used to describe these people in leisure or recreational settings.
After work the gym fills with Todds and Stacys.
by Punjab January 14, 2013
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Mary Todd

1. What guys in San Francisco want to do. Written purposefully as a misspelling of "Marry Todd."

2. Abraham Lincoln's wife
Guy: I was in San Francisco yesterday. Everyone was holding signs that said "I want to mary Todd."

Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
by MaryTodd November 18, 2012
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patiance todd

Is a pean-butt that likes it up the butt from guys. Usually someone that is a tubber with lots of flubber. Also has a fag-end with fat bags.
by horserider November 18, 2009
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